Considering God

I wonder if this could be the night

that I lose my chance for a normal

drink and toss in the sack,

with a pretty girl just back from one of those wars

spent on her knees.

praying does no good

because I'm never really honest with god

and he doesn't like that I hear,

besides,

I figure god doesn't want to hear about things like:

blowjobs

handjobs

and rimjobs-

after all, god has a lot of Jobs to worry about.